Size does matter...
So, sometimes bigger is better. And get you minds out of the gutter, I'm not going there today. Today at lunch, I decided to cheat on my diet and order a regular coke. I told the waiter, get me the biggest Coke you can. Cause girl, I had been so thirsty behind it. And he comes out with this little dixie cup looking glass. I just shot him this look, like did you hear me. He cowered and went back into the kitchen and came out with a carafe of Coke and put it on my table. Big. Yay!
But think about it. Isn't a double cheeseburger better? A super-sized milkshake. A double whiskey and Coke. Hmmmmm, maybe this rule really only works with food. Well, and penises.
xoxo
But think about it. Isn't a double cheeseburger better? A super-sized milkshake. A double whiskey and Coke. Hmmmmm, maybe this rule really only works with food. Well, and penises.
xoxo
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