So there is this new game...

it's really fun. Some drunk bitch taught it to me at the bar last night after the show. It's better played in pairs, but I guess it can be played in groups. What you do is pick someone for the other person to get a phone number from. You have five minutes to get a phone number or you have to buy a drink for the other person. I won.

Oh this is the way I choose to pass them time bored out of my panties at a bar fighting off 21 year drunk girls. Oh yeah! What the fuck is that about. Girls hit on me all the time. Stop it. I mean it. Seriously, I don't come to your Sunday School classes and hit on your Sunday School teacher, do I? Okay, maybe I do. But I have needs too.