It's starting to catch on...

It all started about five years ago at an Oscar party hosted by my friend Madonna. The first one was Robert Redford. The celebrity name game. I game that I invented with my friend Jenny. And now, it seems I have others playing the game and some are obsessed with it. Wanna know how to play? It's easy.

First take a celebrity's name. Let's start with Reese Witherspoon. Now, make it into a phrase or sentence. Let's try it out, shall we?

I'd like you to REESE WITHERSPOON me.

Get it? Easy huh?

Now, I'd like to be MARIAH CAREY(d) over there.

You can add stuff to the name just as long as you can hear the celebrity's name in there. Now go wash your BRAD stinky PITTs.

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Thanks Julie...

My friend Julie found this for me. Very funny sketch from SNL a few years ago. We must have watched this a million times.

Slow...

Trying to take things slow.

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I need a hobby...

Reality TV...

Stop it...quit making me want to watch you!

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So long...farewell...

My favourite houseguest from Big Brother Uk got the boot last night. Everyone...say goodbye to Nikki!

So long...farewell...

My favourite houseguest from Big Brother Uk got the boot last night. Everyone...say goodbye to Nikki!

Played like Donkey Kong...

So games are fun. You know like Candyland or Monopoly...well maybe not Monopoly. Not so fun when you ARE the game. So for the last couple weeks, the boys I've went out with are more interested in playing games than actually getting to know me. You know like not calling back, standing me up on dates, fun stuff like that. And now, one from my past is back in the picture and I can't tell if he's playing games or if he really is interested in me. He keeps making comments like I'm an amazing guy, that I'm beautiful, that he fucked everything up. So, I'm not really sure where all this going.

The point is, I'm not really looking for a serious relationship right now. I'm looking just to get to know someone and have a good time. To go out and see movies and play darts. That's what I want out of life right now. Fun.

Oh god, I'm back to posting those really depressing entries again, aren't I?

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Totally Obsessed...

Okay, so you know how I'm obsessed with British culture. Well, I've gon as far as downloading episodes of my from my favorite UK reality show...Big Brother. It's nothing like our US version, it's great with twists everyweek and really cool and interesting houseguest. And you know how much I love crazy people, right? Well i've included a clip from the show and my favorite houseguest Nikki. She needs pills.



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